December 2011
I don’t understand how I still haven’t received/bought Grease…
:| Please someone give it to me. Now.
Posts that relate happiness and intelligence...
“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know” or however the quote goes. I don’t know but people putting this up I don’t know if you’re implying you’re intelligent and depressed, therefore this quote must be true oooor what.
I’m a happy person sometimes, does that mean I’m not intelligent? I’d like to think I am still...
lettyandthecity:
jeterian-swing:
i need to start unfollowing people lol i keep seeing all this hipster shit on my dash
no i actually don’t really want to see 500 pictures of girls with long hair in crop tops but thanks
Likewise. I keep seeing ~inspirational~ quotes and french braids all over the damn place. Enough.
I hate the...
Girls on Tumblr: Ugh, sex, I want sex, just gimmie...
astheanchorsinks:
Guys: Lets have sex. :3 Girls: Ew, gross, what do you think I am?
Guys: …but you just…
Am I the only one that likes to look back on...
what is 'new years kiss'?
stefanipaige:
what is ‘relationship’? what is ‘date’? what is ‘sexual relations’? what is ‘liking’? what is ‘crush’? what is ‘sexual organ’?
Hey guys you remember when I wrote this status...
“-before the wedding- Uncle: Can I borrow your razor? Me: Uhhh sure. Uncle: You shaved your legs with it right? Me: Yeah…. Uncle: Good, cause I didn’t want to shave my face with the razor you used to shave your pussy. Me: lmaoo.
Oh GOD. Dx”
Yeah still one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me.
decided to get timeline… best thing ever
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I wanna go on a date with Octavio. c:
onalosdesu:
I was thinking the Hard Rock Cafe, I LOVE THEIR WINGS. I WANT WINGS. ;A;
But what other place has like.. mild/spicy barbecue wings in NYC?
applebees, …
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So I really need to see Extremely Loud and...
“OMG I NEED NEW FRIENDS” “I NEED NEW TEXTING BUDDIES”
How about you build a solid friendship with someone so you won’t need to write these statuses on facebook.
onalosdesu replied to your post: onalosdesu replied to your post: The only reason I…
I was never aware LOL.
You are now lol.
onalosdesu replied to your post: The only reason I haven’t gone out and got a…
WOAH. You have one already
Yeah I got my first one when I was 16. I got it to be like “YEAH I’M 16 I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, I’M A FREE BITCH.~~” It’s a Sailor Jerry anchor with my mom’s birthday. Not a lot of people knew about it but now Tumblr knows. It’s on my left lower...
The only reason I haven’t gone out and got a second tattoo is because I want a really well-done tattoo. I want realistic roses and by realistic I mean they look like someone took a picture of roses and put it on my side. But yeah I’m pretty sure that’s going to cost me a lot of money I don’t have. So I want to be able to get the BEST person to tattoo it on me. And...
When mom would say she brought you something:
5years old:
Now:
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