February 2012
I think it’s really surprising how lady gaga transformed from “just dance” to “born this way”
I haven’t listened to all her songs so I can’t really tell if she did grow or whatnot but the lyrics are slightly deeper in “Born this way” compared to “Just dance” however, I do favor just dance over born this way.
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My bf texted me that he was walking to the train and I responded with “IIGHT”
And he’s like “Say okay like a lady, I ain’t one of your boys” and I’m like “Don’t tell me what to do! I’m a free bitch baby!”~~
Fuck da coppers, nah mean?
I remember that my health teacher told us that "A...
And when I heard that, I internally said “fuck you, stop making innocent things dirty, it’s about jasmine going into the sky with aladdin”
I love aladdin I LOVE IT. LEAVE IT ALONE WITH YOUR CONSPIRACIES. I love that song, that was my favorite part of the super nintendo game!
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The job gods have heard my prayers
and gave me an interview at urban outfitters!
Praise dah lawd. I’m crossing my fingers!
I hate that lunchables put capri sun :roarin waters as the beverage. I don’t want that nasty shit, give me the real deal capri sun.
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Every time I think of buying something while I shop I speak to myself in spongebob’s voice when he says ” I don’t need it, I don’t need it, I definitely don’t need it,” during that episode when he first goes to sandy’s house. I’ve watched too much spongebob in my lifetime.
He was number one.
vampirebarbies:
theres nothing like buying a new book when you have 8183920188281 other books to read
tumblr’s new icons are cornaaay. whatever. all I wanted to say.
Okay, okay I’ll stop calling people sluts…instead I’ll just say they would have sex with anyone.
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I don’t get why I try to make three pages longer than it has to be, I should’ve been done ages ago. This “paper” is light work~~. But I don’t want to focus. I think I lose focus because it’s so tedious and I know that I can finish it right now if I wanted to…
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The few pros of not dorming
Home cooked meals (unless you have my bf’s mom x: who barely cooks)
Having your mommy (and grandma in my case ) baby you when you’re sick <3
You don’t have to befriend the stranger that is supposed to be your roommate..
That’s really all I can think of right now, and these are the things I tell myself when I wish that I dormed.
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In my past, you on the other side of the glass of my memory’s museum….
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
unshavenlegs:
having my ass grabbed > having my ass slapped
just saying MEN OF THE WORLD
TAKE NOTE
fags at school: hey i smoke weed and get wasted every weekend.
me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, i get off at 11:05.
OMG yesterday I bought some PRETTY ASS HEELS. They’re all sparkly and black :3 And I bought them for ten dollars. HOLLA.
I need to break them in though, they’re kinda tight. Just a little, but I don’t care bc they’re so pretty omg
fuckyeahitsjo-nathan:
shiphassailed:belagasm:
fuck you america
portugal has TWO freedom days
america has 365
i think whenever post like this show up on my dashboard from now on im rebloggin it lol
Soooo I forgot to mention I saw midnight in paris the other day, and I really liked it. I liked the message about being dissatisfied with the present and always believing another era is better than the other. There are things to appreciate in every time period but we’re in the present and we can’t change that (unless you have a time machine! Like a delorean or antique car or a...
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
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addiefattie:
one of my talents is using thesaurus.com to make it look like i have a rich vocabulary
And then I try to unsuccessfully be funny~
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Sometimes I forget tumblr ISN’T my diary and write about something that I care about, but no one else cares about. And after I post it I’m like “silly wendy, this is the internet, the people want starbucks cups and generic photography, not your feelings.” And then I delete it.
Fucking hate when people don’t answer when I ask them something. Go fall into a fucking ditch. Go fuck yourself, I want to punch you in the face. Those are my feelings towards those people. So DON’T ignore my fucking question. And I fucking hate when I ask what’s up and they ask what’s up to me as a fucking response. I fucking asked you first you fucking dick head.
takemybrokenwings:
Black girl whips her weave behind her while she says, “I have Native American in my family. The Cherokee Tribe.”
Sit down, girl. Just sit. Every damn black girl who says she’s Native American is part of the damn Cherokee Tribe. Why? What is so special about that one damn tribe? Is it because that’s only one they really know? Ugh. It’s so annoying.